3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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