pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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