My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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