Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize