Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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