She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I'm always down for nudity.
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