shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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