margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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