What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
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He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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