i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Porn is love you can see.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
then he tried to convert me to islam
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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