they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
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There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
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Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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