Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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