this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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