There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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