Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
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Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
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you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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