But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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