what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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