so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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