you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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