1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
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We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
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