i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
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He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
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It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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