She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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