if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
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My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
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you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
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