Porn is love you can see.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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