I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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