Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Is it penis luge time yet?
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We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
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He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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