Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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