I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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