TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Randomize