whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Pappa wants mamma naked
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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