oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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