the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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