She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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