youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
love makes seman taste better
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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