My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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