It's just like the Real World with babies
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
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you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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