Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Randomize
