i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
