Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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