thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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