BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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