My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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