Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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