Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Randomize
