Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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