I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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