i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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