Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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