They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
My dick has a subreddit
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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