You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
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