4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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