Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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